Why do Atheists constantly try to convert me?

I swear, they take this whole crazy idea about evolution and think its the whole world. they disregard the credentials of the bible. and now, these lunatics are trying to covert me to a monkey, jeez louiz this whole evolution thing is blowing out of proportion. at first i was willing to do it because it would give me an edge in becoming an astronaut after i graduate with my Double Major in Aerospace Engineering and Mechanical Engineering, but at some point I just have to keep my dignity.